Never know who you might meet while stocking groceries

So I was working at one of my part-time jobs last night; Giant Eagle, when down the cereal isle comes this massive long-haired dude in gym shorts and flip-flops (normal Ohio State University campus male attire for evening grocery store trips). I’m a pretty tall man at 6’5” around 180 lbs., I realized that this guy was a few good inches taller than me even and easily 100 lbs. heavier. I had to ask him “You look like a football player. Do you play football (assuming for OSU)?”

“Yeah…” he replied.

I continued “You about what, 6’7…6’8?”

He said “Yeah, I’m 6’8”

I’m like “about what, 250…260?” (Trying not to offend him)

“Oh God no!” he belted. “I’m 315!”

I’m like “Damn! I’m like 175”

He went on to say that he used to be skinny too until he started eating and lifting weights. He said he wished he had high metabolism like me and we agreed that I’d be putting on bad weight now at my seasoned age of…let’s just say about 10 years older than dude…he actually turned out to be Reid Fragel, ex-Buckeye and recently drafted Cincinnati Bengal (My favorite NFL team). Pleased to meet you too sir…